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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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Johnny Jensen is a Norwegian handball player. He played 191 matches and scored 287 goals for the Norway men's national handball team between 1995 and 2009. He participated at the 2001, 2005, 2007 and 2009 World Men's Handball Championship.
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Metriorhynchoidea is an extinct superfamily of thalattosuchian crocodyliforms from the Early Jurassic to the Early Cretaceous of Europe, North America and South America. Metriorhynchids are fully aquatic crocodyliforms. Named by Fitzinger, in 1843, it co